Not Taking Shortcuts
If only that advice was printed on the INSIDE of the truck.Not Taking Shortcuts was first posted on May 17, 2016 at 12:00 am.
View ArticleLocation Is Everything, Pt. 2
I don’t see how this can end badly.Location Is Everything, Pt. 2 was first posted on May 18, 2016 at 1:00 am.
View ArticleThe Original Transgender Bathroom
No matter what gender you are, the pool’s still yellow.The Original Transgender Bathroom was first posted on May 20, 2016 at 12:57 am.
View ArticleCanada’s Favorite Board Game
It’s also Donald Trump’s least favorite game.Canada’s Favorite Board Game was first posted on May 23, 2016 at 12:00 am.
View ArticleCanadian View of Mount Rushmore
Even our forefathers enjoyed a good fart joke.Canadian View of Mount Rushmore was first posted on May 24, 2016 at 1:21 am.
View ArticleDrawing The Line
Sorry, vegans!Drawing The Line was first posted on May 25, 2016 at 12:00 am.
View ArticleCat Loading, Please Wait
If the loading bar gets stuck, try refreshing your cat.Cat Loading, Please Wait was first posted on May 27, 2016 at 12:00 am.
View ArticleInteresting Frog Fact
Hi, my name is… Kermit!Interesting Frog Fact was first posted on May 31, 2016 at 1:00 am.
View ArticleRIP Gorillaz
That awkward moment when your news anchor is SNL’s Anthony Crispino from Weekend Update.RIP Gorillaz was first posted on June 2, 2016 at 1:00 am.
View ArticleCatnip, Not Even Once
Don’t let this happen to your cat. Spot the warning signs!Catnip, Not Even Once was first posted on June 6, 2016 at 12:00 am.
View ArticleYour Wife Is Hot
I see what you did there.Your Wife Is Hot was first posted on June 9, 2016 at 12:00 am.
View ArticleViolating the Trespassers
Well, that escalated quickly.Violating the Trespassers was first posted on June 14, 2016 at 12:00 am.
View ArticleAccurate Soup Cooking Instructions
And the final step: make a box of pizza rolls instead.Accurate Soup Cooking Instructions was first posted on June 15, 2016 at 1:00 am.
View ArticleMartini Dog
Why settle for an ordinary cone when your dog can be the life of the party?Martini Dog was first posted on June 16, 2016 at 3:00 pm.
View ArticleOld Man Cornholio
Do you have any TP?Old Man Cornholio was first posted on June 22, 2016 at 10:00 pm.
View ArticleAmazon Keyboard Review
When shopping for discounts, always make sure you’re getting 50% off the price, and not 50% off the product!Amazon Keyboard Review was first posted on June 28, 2016 at 12:00 am.
View ArticleBender 2016
Trump? Hillary? Bite my shiny metal you-know-what 🙂Bender 2016 was first posted on June 29, 2016 at 11:00 pm.
View ArticleFox News Mission Statement
If truth in advertising was really a thing, this is what they’d say.Fox News Mission Statement was first posted on July 7, 2016 at 2:00 pm.
View ArticleWTF is a Pokemon?
Time to hit the gym… the pokemon gym!WTF is a Pokemon? was first posted on July 12, 2016 at 5:01 pm.
View ArticleGiant Meteor 2016
Finally, a sensible candidate!Giant Meteor 2016 was first posted on July 13, 2016 at 3:58 pm.
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